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"How long was I asleep?" she whispered. He didn’t respond.
“How long was I asleep?” she asked again, and noticed a hint of red in his cheeks.
“You were asleep, too?”
“Until you began drooling on my shoulder."

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karigan-gladheon:

That time when Chaol led Celaena to Rifthold in chains and she starts chatting him up and actually asks him if he’s married and casually throws in that she is not married.

What is it with my OTPs and prisoners trying to hit on their guards?

Man, Celaena is almost worse than Jaime Lannister.

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  • Me: I'll only read for another 10 minutes.....
  • *1 hour later*
  • Me: ....oops.
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fadebolt:

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I imagine a good number of us know who EternaLEnVy is.

The carry for Cloud 9 is quite a character. He’s built a cult of personality around himself, this painfully awkward boy who likes anime far too much and has never made a conservative play in his life (or maybe he just habitually misspells and misreads “BKB” as “MoM”). EE-Sama, as we affectionately call him, is one of the most polarizing players in professional Dota 2 — He is a reckless fool; he is an avant-garde genius. He is a quiet, thoughtful engineer; he is the angriest, most try-hard flamer in the scene. He is a socially inept loser, everything about our game’s community that is to be roundly condemned…

He is everything that is best about Dota.

Regular followers of my blog likely know that I am a C9 fan. I will tell you why that is.

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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(via rnillenniumfalcon)

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best-of-memes:

Directed by George R.R. Martin

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hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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(via g-iggle)

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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(via g-iggle)

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womenneverreallyfaint:

The Monster Isolation

Why so sexy, Jim?

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communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

(via g-iggle)

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

(via g-iggle)

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